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“All I want for Christmas is a personal trainer… and maybe some cookies too.”
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“It’s not called ‘exercise’ during the holidays, it’s called ‘preemptively working off those Christmas cookies’.”
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“The best Christmas present you can give yourself is a guilt-free second helping.”
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“Christmas calories don’t count… until the New Year’s resolutions kick in!”
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“The only running I’ll be doing this Christmas is from the dessert table to the gym.”
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“Santa Claus has the right idea– visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge
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“I try to avoid things that make me fat… like scales, mirrors, and Christmas cookies.”
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“The only carolers I want to hear this Christmas are the ones screaming ‘No pain, no gain!’ at the gym.”
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“If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows calories are afraid of the dark.”
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“My favorite Christmas exercise? Shoveling snow… out of my way to get to the mall!”
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“My husband’s idea of a good workout during the holidays is jingling bells while lifting his cup of eggnog.” LIFE IS LIKE A OCEAN QUOTES
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“Remember, Santa is watching… but you can always cover his eyes with a Santa hat during your gym session.”
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“The only weight I’ll be lifting this Christmas is the weight of all the presents I’ll be carrying.”
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“It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.” – Unknown
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“There’s nothing like wearing stretchy pants to the gym during the holiday season.”
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“Christmas trees are like gym memberships – you never use them after the first few weeks of January.”
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“The average Christmas dinner has way too many repetitions and not enough sets.”
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“I’m dreaming of a fit Christmas, just like the ones I used to know… before the cookies and mashed potatoes.”
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“You know it’s Christmas when you stop seeing your abs in the mirror.”
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“Christmas is all about spreading joy… and extra pounds.”
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“Santa’s abs are always on point. The big guy must be doing a lot of crunches while delivering presents!”