ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER FUNNY QUOTES

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of stalking your social media.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of pizza delivery.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of binge-watching Netflix.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of eating ice cream straight from the carton.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of sleeping in until noon.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of our favorite delivery app.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of our cozy sweatpants.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…but the stomach doesn’t mind all the snacks.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of ordering takeout for the millionth time.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…especially for pizza with extra cheese.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of our pajamas that haven’t seen daylight in weeks.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of having our entire bed to ourselves.” SOMEONE NEW QUOTES

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of never having to share the last slice of pizza.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of not having to wear pants all day.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of remote controls that magically never get lost.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of online shopping for unnecessary things.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of eating cereal for dinner.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of living in a world where sweatpants are socially acceptable.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of not having to attend any social events.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of our trusty couch and binge-watching marathons.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of staying up late with a tub of ice cream.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of those comfy, never-leave-the-house clothes.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder…of not having to worry about impressing anyone.”