ADDAMS FAMILY QUOTES

“Normal is just an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” – Morticia Addams

“We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.” – Morticia Addams

“We’re creepy and we’re kooky, mysterious and spooky.” – Addams Family Theme Song

“It’s not a breakdown. I just need a little time to put myself back together.” – Morticia Addams

“I’m just an average, evil little girl.” – Wednesday Addams

“I’m smiling because I have no idea what’s going on.” – Pugsley Addams

“We’ll always be the odd family out. But we wouldn’t have it any other way.” – Gomez Addams

“What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” – Morticia Addams

“Be afraid, be very afraid.” – Uncle Fester

“Welcome to my lair. What can I do for you… today?” – Morticia Addams

“I’m all done being an adult. If anybody needs me, I’ll be in my blanket fort, coloring.” – Wednesday Addams

“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” – Gomez Addams

“Strange is more interesting than boring.” – Morticia Addams

“Life is my favorite movie, and I’ve got a starring role.” – Pugsley Addams WEAK MEN MAKE HARD TIMES QUOTE

“Normal people have no idea how beautiful the darkness is.” – Morticia Addams

“Are you my mummy?” – Pubert Addams

“I’m just an ordinary woman with a morbid sense of humor.” – Morticia Addams

“Boys will be boys, but I’ve never really understood why.” – Wednesday Addams

“This is my happy face.” – Morticia Addams

“I do believe in ghosts. I do, I do, I do!” – Fester Addams

“You know you’ve got a good thing going when death seems like a vacation.” – Morticia Addams

“We don’t laugh here – no place for frivolity or charm.” – Gomez Addams

“I don’t need a prince to save me. I’m the queen of my own darkness.” – Morticia Addams

“Happiness is the key to life. But even a locked door can be opened with a smile.” – Wednesday Addams

“Even in the darkest corners, love always finds a way.” – Gomez Addams

“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” – Morticia Addams

“Family is all about love and acceptance, no matter how peculiar.” – Addams Family