AFRICAN AMERICAN FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“I’m living my best life, in permanent vacation mode. My bills may not be paid, but at least my Instagram looks good.” – Unknown

“Life is full of ups and downs, but my hair is always laid.” – Unknown

“Life can be tough, but I’m tougher. I’m like a diamond, refined under pressure.” – Unknown

“I don’t have haters, just unpaid personal comedians in my life.” – Unknown

“Life is like a puzzle, and I’m just trying to find all the missing pieces… and maybe the missing socks too.” – Unknown

“I can deal with anything life throws at me, as long as it doesn’t mess up my edges.” – Unknown

“Life is too short to pretend to like people you can’t stand. Smile, wave, and keep it moving.” – Unknown

“Life is all about balance. I’m just trying to figure out how to balance my bank account.” – Unknown

“Life may not always be fair, but I’m always fabulously fly.” – Unknown

“Why stress about life when there’s just so much food to eat? Pass the chicken.” – Unknown

“Life is like a box of chocolates, but I’m allergic to nuts. So, I’ll stick to the strawberry creams.” – Unknown

“Life is too short to wear boring clothes. I choose to look fabulous every day.” – Unknown

“Life is a constant battle between my desire for sleep and my love for late-night snacks.” – Unknown

“Life is too short to waste on people who don’t appreciate your sarcasm.” – Unknown CELEBRATING NEW YEAR WITH FAMILY QUOTES

“Life is a journey, and I’m just trying to make sure my GPS is accurate.” – Unknown

“Life is like a rollercoaster. I’m just trying to enjoy the ride and not throw up.” – Unknown

“Life is better with laughter. That’s why I keep my funny friends close.” – Unknown

“Life is like a comedy show, and I’m the star of my own stand-up routine.” – Unknown

“Life is all about balance. I’m just trying to find the perfect balance between Netflix and productivity.” – Unknown

“Life is too short to drink bad coffee. That’s why I invest in the good stuff.” – Unknown

“Life is like a chocolate chip cookie. It’s always a good idea to have an extra one.” – Unknown

“Life is a series of awkward moments. I just embrace them and make them more entertaining.” – Unknown

“Life is too short for boring conversation. Let’s skip the small talk and get straight to the laughs.” – Unknown

“Life is like a potluck dinner. It’s always a surprise what you’re going to get, but there’s usually something good.” – Unknown

“Life is too short for drama. I’m here for the comedy.” – Unknown

“Life is full of possibilities. I prefer the ones that involve dessert.” – Unknown

“Life is like a dancefloor, and I’m always ready to bust a move.” – Unknown