AGAINST LOVE QUOTES FUNNY

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”

“Love is finding someone who hates all the same things as you.”

“Who needs love when you can have pizza?”

“Love is a lot like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.”

“Love is like a selfie: it only looks good from the right angle.”

“Love is just a fancy word for spending too much money on someone.”

“Love is being able to tolerate someone’s annoying habits… until they take the last slice of pizza.”

“Love is blind…until you get married.”

“Love is like WiFi. It’s everywhere, but most of the time it’s weak.”

“Love is like a can of Pringles. Once you pop, you can’t stop… regretting.”

“Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.”

“Love is like a game of chess: one wrong move and you’re screwed.”

“Love is like a parking spot. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.” IRRESPONSIBLE HUSBAND AND FATHER QUOTES

“Love is like a diet, it’s easier to cheat than to adhere.”

“Love is like a marathon. It’s exhausting, and most people end up walking.”

“Love is like a spider web. You can get tangled in it and never find your way out.”

“Love is like a bathtub. It’s warm and cozy until someone farts.”

“Love is like a box of chocolates. Expensive and you always regret eating too much.”

“Love is like a cell phone signal. It’s either full bars or no service.”

“Love is like algebra. You look at your ex and wonder why.”

“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”

“Love is like a flower. It looks beautiful, but it dies after a while.”

“Love is like a rollercoaster. It’s exciting at first, but you end up feeling sick.”

“Love is like a toothache. It’s painful, annoying, and makes you want to scream.”