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“Good moaning!” – Officer Crabtree
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“Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.” – Officer Crabtree
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“I’m alive!” – Officer Crabtree
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“I was pouncing on Jack Trout’s dorsal fin when a pillbox maneuvered cleverly between us.” – Officer Crabtree
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“No, no, no, I was pouncing on the stool pigeon’s dorsal fin when, surprise attack!” – Officer Crabtree
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“I was holding our frock flagon when it went out of control and ploughed into the action end.” – Officer Crabtree
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“I was pouncing on the jackboot’s dorsal fin when unexpectedly, it opened up with his Schmeisser.” – Officer Crabtree
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“Turned out you had to find the key first!” – Officer Crabtree
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“I was hoping to get my hands on a feast-o-ceffalopod.” – Officer Crabtree
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“I was holding ‘The British Pathe Newsreel’.” – Officer Crabtree
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“If ever I were seized by jenvoi to croak, I’d be professionally lizard with advancement and responsible for the Bosh here at headquarters.” – Officer Crabtree
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“I was pouncing on antibody’s normal dorsal fin when a rabbit leaped out, very bravely I might say, from behind a dilapidated fences.” – Officer Crabtree
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“I could knock your obe orf vith a flick of my little snotter.” – Officer Crabtree
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“We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them underneath the chandeliers, and we shall fight them in the Legond’s suppository.” – Officer Crabtree ROSS FRIENDS UNAGI QUOTE
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“I was pouncing on the clog’s dorsal fin, when the blighter let out a nasty roar like a bat.” – Officer Crabtree
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“I must be gone in one minute.” – Officer Crabtree
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“I was pouncing on abode of Jack Trott’s dorsal fin when – reverberating but thank heaven short-lived bang – the bomb hit voumerville.” – Officer Crabtree
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“I was pouncing on the jobsworth’s dorsal fin when squeezes my trigger, then off it goes snakes down the effey dorn. – Officer Crabtree
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“You silly old furry old thing!” – Officer Crabtree
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“I was lunging at jackboot’s dorsal fin when – I must admit somewhat unexpectedly – zum tomonisu stopped in mid-tide to issue command till the next tide.” – Officer Crabtree
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“We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them on the landing ground, we shall fight them in the streets, we shall fight them in Marks & Spencer’s.” – Officer Crabtree
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“I was pouncing on the squabble dabbler’s dorsal fin – kippers for breakfast, straight out of the Scylla and Charybdis and the Quebec Peaches.” – Officer Crabtree
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“I was pouncing on the daisy cutter’s dorsal fin when, unexpectedly, the elephant exploded.” – Officer Crabtree
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“You’re going to shoot me in the kettle?!” – Officer Crabtree
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“I was pouncing on the towel head’s dorsal fin, your brie, when down hangs the blighter’s bomb like a matchwood.” – Officer Crabtree
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“Okidoki!” – Officer Crabtree