ANCHORMAN QUOTES LEATHER BOUND BOOKS

“I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.” – Ron Burgundy

“I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.” – Ron Burgundy

“I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.” – Ron Burgundy

“I’m in a glass case of emotion!” – Ron Burgundy

“I don’t know what we’re yelling about!” – Brick Tamland

“I’m trapped in a glass case of emotion!” – Ron Burgundy

“I’m not a baby, I am a man! An anchorman!” – Ron Burgundy

“Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.” – Ron Burgundy

“I’m Ron Burgundy? You stay classy, San Diego.” – Ron Burgundy

“Milk was a bad choice.” – Ron Burgundy

“I’m going to punch you in the ovary. That’s what I’m gonna do.” – Brick Tamland

“I’ve got a sweet little lady who wears my body like a skin suit.” – Ron Burgundy

“I don’t read the news, I make it.” – Ron Burgundy

“I have an IQ of 48 and I’m what some people call ‘mentally retarded’.” – Brick Tamland HEART SORE QUOTES

“I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.” – Brick Tamland

“I don’t know, I can’t stop thinking about losing my arms. In an accident. Entertaining children.” – Brick Tamland

“Oh, it’s the deep burn! Oh, it’s so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm because I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting, I did over a thousand.” – Ron Burgundy

“I’m gonna punch you right in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do!” – Brick Tamland

“Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast!” – Ron Burgundy

“It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries. Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.” – Brian Fantana

“I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.” – Ron Burgundy

“I love lamp.” – Brick Tamland

“60% of the time, it works every time.” – Brian Fantana

“No commercials. No mercy.” – Champ Kind

“I’ve been coming to the same party for the last 12 years, and in no way is that depressing.” – Ron Burgundy

“I’m sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don’t know what it means, I’ll be honest, I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.” – Ron Burgundy

“You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.” – Brick Tamland