ANNIVERSARY HUMOR QUOTES

“Marriage: a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“Happy anniversary! Let’s celebrate the fact that we haven’t killed each other…yet.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a deck of cards: in the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.” – George Lichtenberg

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffer-ring.” – Unknown

“Happy anniversary to the person who tolerates my nonsense and still loves me anyway.” – Unknown

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Albert Einstein

“Marriage is not just a union of two souls, it’s also about tolerating each other’s bad breath in the morning.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“Happy anniversary to the person who still makes me smile even when I’m mad at them.” – Unknown

“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, and wait…how many times did we forgive each other this year?” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT VISION AND MISSION

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Unknown

“Love is patient. It’s the in-laws that test your patience.” – Unknown

“Cheers to another year of tolerance and growing a little bit closer to smothering each other with a pillow in our sleep!” – Unknown

“The secret to a happy marriage is knowing how to apologize and pretend to listen at the same time.” – Unknown

“Marriage is all about being in love, understanding each other, and letting the other person be wrong sometimes.” – Unknown

“Happy anniversary! Let’s celebrate the fact that we still haven’t figured out the dishwasher after all these years.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a workshop where husband works and wife shops.” – Unknown

“Happy anniversary! Here’s to all the crazy arguments we had this year, and the even crazier ones we’ll have in the future.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a walk in the park…Jurassic Park.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Happy anniversary to the person who knows all my flaws and still chooses to put up with me. I love you, you crazy masochist!” – Unknown