ANNIVERSARY JOKE QUOTES

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity.” – Unknown

“My husband and I have never considered divorce, murder sometimes, but never divorce.” – Joyce Brothers

“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” – Groucho Marx

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“To keep the fire burning brightly there’s one easy rule: Keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart – about a finger’s breadth – for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule.” – Marnie Reed Crowell

“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Joyce Brothers

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” – Jerry Seinfeld TWO FACED SISTER IN LAW QUOTES

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“Husbands are like wine; they take a long time to mature.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown

“The most successful marriages, gay or straight, even if they begin in romantic love, often become friendships. It’s the ones that become the friendships that last.” – Andrew Sullivan

“A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“Being married for any length of time is an achievement. Being married and happy is a blessing.” – Beyoncé

“A good marriage is like a casserole—only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.” – Milton Berle