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“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
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“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity.” – Unknown
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“My husband and I have never considered divorce, murder sometimes, but never divorce.” – Joyce Brothers
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“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” – Groucho Marx
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.” – Unknown
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“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.” – Rodney Dangerfield
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“To keep the fire burning brightly there’s one easy rule: Keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart – about a finger’s breadth – for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule.” – Marnie Reed Crowell
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“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Joyce Brothers
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
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“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” – Jerry Seinfeld TWO FACED SISTER IN LAW QUOTES
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“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.” – Unknown
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“Husbands are like wine; they take a long time to mature.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown
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“The most successful marriages, gay or straight, even if they begin in romantic love, often become friendships. It’s the ones that become the friendships that last.” – Andrew Sullivan
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“A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown
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“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
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“Being married for any length of time is an achievement. Being married and happy is a blessing.” – Beyoncé
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“A good marriage is like a casserole—only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.” – Milton Berle