![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVS9pNmU1VjFlNEZBQ0FtTWZDczFReThISm1jbHhmdXNTUmUzZ2lkbjRhUGE4YTVGOWpYQ3NGejYrZE5QUllKYy9NWWpJNWNkK3V5a2tnL2tXR05BMWlDbWppdEI5NHk3SUNmWnhSeVZ6aGJIYmwzZE84RGYwNmpFSVF0cXdmTXFQbEFmTWYzcGs1UWZhaEp3N213UzNLVEE1elp1WHpDUjRtZzlyb3BQNjRmdzZuL2RoYVZFUGE5bGhkQ1FMZTFQQT09/ASH+WEDNESDAY+FUNNY+QUOTES/(e0ee30968fbc6b12e8a336acea28f7db).jpg)
“Remember, Ash Wednesday is the one day a year it’s socially acceptable to walk around with a dirty face. Enjoy it!”
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“Just remember, those ashes on your forehead are a great conversation starter. People will be dying to know what you’ve been up to.”
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“On Ash Wednesday, we wear black to mourn the loss of all the chocolates we gave up for Lent.”
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“If you think getting ashes on your forehead is inconvenient, just wait until you have to give up caffeine for 40 days.”
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“Ash Wednesday is like the ultimate cleanse. Who needs trendy diets when you can have a smudge of ash to remind you of your mortality?”
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“My face on Ash Wednesday looks like a fingerprint left behind by my sins. It’s like a personal art installation.”
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“I’m not slacking off at work on Ash Wednesday. I’m just giving my brain a break by focusing on my spiritual growth.”
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“Ash Wednesday: the only day of the year when everyone suddenly remembers they haven’t been to church since Christmas.”
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“Ash Wednesday is the perfect time to set realistic goals for Lent, like giving up kale or exercising our right to relax.”
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“The best part about Ash Wednesday? You can blame everything on the ashes: ‘I’m sorry, I can’t make it to the gym today, I have ash-induced inertia!'”
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“I don’t need a reminder on my forehead to know I’m a sinner. My Netflix watch history is evidence enough.”
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“On Ash Wednesday, I always feel like my forehead has turned into a billboard advertising my guilty pleasures.”
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“Ash Wednesday: the only day of the year when wearing last year’s mascara suddenly becomes a fashion statement.”
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“In the spirit of Ash Wednesday, I’m giving up on trying to figure out my coworkers’ cryptic email signatures.”
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“Ash Wednesday is the day I remember how bad I am at committing to things, like keeping my forehead clean for a few hours.” FAMOUS QUOTE ABOUT EATING DISORDERS
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“Who needs a face mask when you have ashes? Ash Wednesday: the original skincare routine.”
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“If you find yourself accidentally licking your thumb on Ash Wednesday, just remember: that’s 40 extra days of penance.”
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“I love seeing people’s confused expressions on Ash Wednesday as they try to figure out if you’re dirty or just really religious.”
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“Ash Wednesday is the perfect day to start practicing my smoldering looks. Who needs Tinder when you have smudged ashes?”
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“Ash Wednesday: the only time of the year when ‘the smoky eye’ refers to the design on your forehead, not your makeup.”
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“On Ash Wednesday, I always feel like I’m part of an exclusive club of smudged-faced sinners. Can I get a membership card, please?”
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“I bet Cinderella would’ve had a much harder time finding her prince if she had ashes on her forehead instead of a glass slipper.”
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“Let’s face it, Ash Wednesday is the one day when having something on your face is considered holy, not embarrassing.”
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“As a cat owner, Ash Wednesday is always a challenge. I can never tell if I’ve smudged ash on my face or if it’s just a paw print.”
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“Every time I see someone with ashes on their forehead on Ash Wednesday, I can’t help but think they forgot to wash their face.”
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“Who needs Botox when you can have ash smudges? Ash Wednesday: the natural way to look perpetually surprised.”
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“On Ash Wednesday, I always feel like I’m part of a secret society. A smudged-faced, guilt-ridden secret society, but still.”
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“For those who celebrate Ash Wednesday, remember: it’s like being marked as a sinner, but in the most fashionable way possible.”
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“I’ve always wondered if it’s bad luck to sneeze while you have ashes on your forehead. Do you get cursed or just make a mess?”