AUTOIMMUNE QUOTES FUNNY

“Autoimmune diseases: the only time your immune system decides to go on a vacation, without telling you.”

“Having an autoimmune disease is like playing a never-ending game of ‘Guess What Symptoms I Have Today?'”

“Autoimmune diseases: Where your own body becomes your worst enemy. Thanks, buddy!”

“I may be autoimmune, but I’ve got a great sense of humor- it’s my own way of fighting back!”

“Living with an autoimmune disease is like being in a constant tug-of-war between feeling tired and feeling even more tired.”

“Autoimmune diseases: the ultimate multi-taskers, attacking every part of your body like a boss!”

“Autoimmune diseases: Making medical dramas seem like child’s play since forever.”

“Being autoimmune is like being stuck in a never-ending episode of ‘House, M.D.'”

“Autoimmune diseases: where your immune system makes sniper shots at your own cells instead of the bad guys.”

“Sometimes I think my immune system went rogue and joined the dark side.”

“Having an autoimmune disease is a real talent – my body is great at attacking itself!”

“My immune system needs a pep talk – it might have missed the memo on who the real enemies are.”

“Autoimmune diseases: where your body’s defense mechanisms have a hard time distinguishing friend from foe.”

“Autoimmune diseases: teaching us how to become master detectives, constantly searching for clues to solve the mystery of our own bodies.”

“I may have an autoimmune disease, but it doesn’t have me. And that’s why I can laugh at it!”

“Autoimmune diseases: where our body’s immune system deserves a starring role in a comedy sketch show.” LOVE AND THANK YOU QUOTES

“Living with an autoimmune disease is like being part of an exclusive club where we exchange funny stories about our immune system’s wild antics.”

“Autoimmune diseases: where every day is a new adventure, wondering which body part will revolt next.”

“Autoimmune diseases: like having a rebellious teenager living inside your body – they just won’t listen!”

“Autoimmune diseases: where your immune system is like a superhero with an identity crisis, fighting against its own team.”

“My immune system must have been trained as a stand-up comedian – it’s always cracking jokes on me!”

“Living with an autoimmune disease is a real-life version of ‘The Hunger Games’ – my immune system versus my body, may the odds be ever in my favor!”

“Autoimmune diseases: where our bodies are surrounded by an army of immune cells that don’t know friend from foe.”

“Autoimmune diseases: the ultimate embodiment of chaos theory – who needs order when your immune system calls the shots?”

“I’ve come to accept that my immune system is a unique blend of comedian and saboteur.”

“Autoimmune diseases: where the immune system’s job description includes attacking its own host – job satisfaction level: unknown.”

“Living with an autoimmune disease is like having a prankster immune system that takes ‘personal space’ a little too seriously.”

“Autoimmune diseases: they give a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘friendly fire’.”

“Autoimmune diseases: the immune system’s equivalent of being one’s own worst enemy.”

“Living with an autoimmune disease means being the host of the world’s worst talent show – showcasing all the odd and unusual symptoms my body can come up with!”