BAD POLITICIANS QUOTES

“Politicians are like diapers, they need to be changed often and for the same reasons.” – Mark Twain

“The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.” – Henry Cate

“The difference between a politician and a statesman is that a politician thinks about the next election while the statesman thinks about the next generation.” – James Freeman Clarke

“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

“Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.” – Nikita Khrushchev

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.” – Groucho Marx

“A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn’t happen.” – Winston Churchill

“Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politicians.” – George S. Patton

“The only real qualification for a politician is the ability to convince voters that they are qualified.” – Harry S. Truman

“Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.” – John Quinton

“A politician is someone who promises to build a bridge even when there is no river.” – Anonymous

“The biggest liars in the world are politicians. They tell the people want they want to hear, but never deliver.” – Anonymous

“Politicians are like babies’ diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.” – Anonymous

“Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” – Marcus Tullius Cicero

“Politicians are like streetcars. There’s always another one coming along.” – Vivien Kellems I NEED A VACATION QUOTES FUNNY

“Politicians are like diapers: they should be changed regularly, and for the same reasons.” – Anonymous

“Politicians are the same everywhere. They promise to build a bridge where there is no river.” – Nikita Khrushchev

“Politicians are professional liars. They say one thing and do another.” – Anonymous

“Politicians are like weather vanes. Our job is to make the wind blow in the right direction.” – Anonymous

“Politicians are like seagulls. Once they discover something good, they’ll swoop in, make a lot of noise, and take all the credit.” – Anonymous

“Politicians are like toddlers: they can throw tantrums and make a lot of noise, but they rarely accomplish anything significant.” – Anonymous

“Politicians are like the weather; everyone complains about them, but nobody does anything to change it.” – Anonymous

“Politicians are like old mattresses: you never know what kind of hidden history they have until you bring them home.” – Anonymous

“Politicians are like used car salesmen: they’ll promise you the world, but once you drive off the lot, you’ll realize you’ve been sold a lemon.” – Anonymous

“Politicians are like actors: they’ll say anything to get elected, but once they’re in office, their true colors start to show.” – Anonymous

“Politicians are like vultures: they circle around, waiting for an opportunity to swoop in and feed off the carcass of public trust.” – Anonymous

“Politicians are like circus performers: they’re good at putting on a show, but often lack substance or real talent.” – Anonymous

“Politicians are like chess players: they move pieces around the board, but often fail to see the bigger picture or consider the consequences.” – Anonymous

“Politicians are like used car salesmen: they’ll tell you anything to get you to sign on the dotted line, but once the deal is done, they’re nowhere to be found.” – Anonymous