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“I have enough bags, said no woman ever.”
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“A woman’s purse is a black hole where everything disappears.”
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“I may be indecisive, but I always know which bag I want.”
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“My bag is like a secret treasure chest full of snacks and lipsticks.”
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“If I had a dollar for every bag I bought, I’d probably buy more bags.”
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“I have so many bags, it’s like I’m preparing for an apocalypse.”
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“Life is too short to carry a boring bag.”
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“I don’t need therapy, I just need a new handbag.”
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“They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy bags.”
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“When life gets tough, just add more glitter to your bag.”
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“My bag is like Mary Poppins’ bag, it holds everything but the kitchen sink.”
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“You can tell a lot about a person by the contents of their bag, like why they need three different lip balms.”
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“Shopping for bags is my cardio.” THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY SO SPECIAL QUOTES
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“Bags are like shoes, you can never have too many.”
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“I have a bag for every occasion – even for the occasions I’ll never have.”
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“My bag is my security blanket, except it’s full of snacks and receipts instead of warmth.”
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“I may be an adult, but I still get excited about new bags like a kid on Christmas morning.”
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“Friends come and go, but a good bag is forever.”
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“Don’t judge me based on the size of my bag, judge me by how efficiently I can find things in it.”
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“I’m not a hoarder, I’m just a collector of fabulous bags.”
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“My bag is my survival kit for everyday disasters, like losing my phone charger.”
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“If I were stranded on a desert island, I would probably still bring three different bags.”
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“Life is too short to match your bag with your outfit. Mix it up and have fun!”
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“A good bag is like a best friend – it holds all your secrets and never complains.”
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“Sometimes, all you need is a cute bag and a positive attitude to conquer the world.”