BAG QUOTES FUNNY

“I have enough bags, said no woman ever.”

“A woman’s purse is a black hole where everything disappears.”

“I may be indecisive, but I always know which bag I want.”

“My bag is like a secret treasure chest full of snacks and lipsticks.”

“If I had a dollar for every bag I bought, I’d probably buy more bags.”

“I have so many bags, it’s like I’m preparing for an apocalypse.”

“Life is too short to carry a boring bag.”

“I don’t need therapy, I just need a new handbag.”

“They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy bags.”

“When life gets tough, just add more glitter to your bag.”

“My bag is like Mary Poppins’ bag, it holds everything but the kitchen sink.”

“You can tell a lot about a person by the contents of their bag, like why they need three different lip balms.”

“Shopping for bags is my cardio.” TEACHER QUOTES SHORT FUNNY

“Bags are like shoes, you can never have too many.”

“I have a bag for every occasion – even for the occasions I’ll never have.”

“My bag is my security blanket, except it’s full of snacks and receipts instead of warmth.”

“I may be an adult, but I still get excited about new bags like a kid on Christmas morning.”

“Friends come and go, but a good bag is forever.”

“Don’t judge me based on the size of my bag, judge me by how efficiently I can find things in it.”

“I’m not a hoarder, I’m just a collector of fabulous bags.”

“My bag is my survival kit for everyday disasters, like losing my phone charger.”

“If I were stranded on a desert island, I would probably still bring three different bags.”

“Life is too short to match your bag with your outfit. Mix it up and have fun!”

“A good bag is like a best friend – it holds all your secrets and never complains.”

“Sometimes, all you need is a cute bag and a positive attitude to conquer the world.”