BARNEY STINSON QUOTE ABOUT FRIENDS

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”

“A wingman’s job is never done.”

“A bro is always there for his bros.”

“When I’m with my bros, nothing else matters.”

“Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.”

“A true friend is someone who’s always there for the sitcom of your life.”

“Why settle for a flashlight when you can have strobe lights?”

“Friends are the essence of our existence. Without them, we’re just pointless extras in a crappy sitcom.”

“Brothers don’t let each other do stupid things… alone.”

“A bro doesn’t let his bro do anything embarrassing alone.”

“Books are my only true bros.” NEW DAWN QUOTES

“Friends may come and go, but bros are forever.”

“Bros before hos, right? Well, that’s easy when the ho you’re referring to is your own reflection in the mirror.”

“A bro never judges, but he always has hilarious commentary.”

“A true bro knows when it’s time to step up and be the legendary friend everyone needs.”

“You can’t spell ‘Awesome’ without ‘Me’ or ‘We’.”

“There are two kinds of friends: those who help you move, and those who help you move the body.”

“Friends are like roller coasters, they’re a wild ride, filled with ups and downs, but always worth the thrill.”

“A bro always helps his bro celebrate life’s victories, no matter how small.”

“Friends make the world a better place, like laser tag in a strip club.”

“A true bro supports your insane ideas and never lets you back down from a challenge.”