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“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”
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“A wingman’s job is never done.”
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“A bro is always there for his bros.”
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“When I’m with my bros, nothing else matters.”
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“Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.”
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“A true friend is someone who’s always there for the sitcom of your life.”
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“Why settle for a flashlight when you can have strobe lights?”
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“Friends are the essence of our existence. Without them, we’re just pointless extras in a crappy sitcom.”
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“Brothers don’t let each other do stupid things… alone.”
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“A bro doesn’t let his bro do anything embarrassing alone.”
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“Books are my only true bros.” NEW DAWN QUOTES
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“Friends may come and go, but bros are forever.”
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“Bros before hos, right? Well, that’s easy when the ho you’re referring to is your own reflection in the mirror.”
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“A bro never judges, but he always has hilarious commentary.”
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“A true bro knows when it’s time to step up and be the legendary friend everyone needs.”
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“You can’t spell ‘Awesome’ without ‘Me’ or ‘We’.”
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“There are two kinds of friends: those who help you move, and those who help you move the body.”
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“Friends are like roller coasters, they’re a wild ride, filled with ups and downs, but always worth the thrill.”
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“A bro always helps his bro celebrate life’s victories, no matter how small.”
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“Friends make the world a better place, like laser tag in a strip club.”
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“A true bro supports your insane ideas and never lets you back down from a challenge.”