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“Being a mother means being on constant toddler patrol.”
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“Motherhood: where every day is bring your own patience day.”
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“I used to have hobbies. Now I have kids.”
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“Being a mom means having sticky hands and a full heart.”
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“Motherhood: the only job where you can be both CEO and janitor.”
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“I’ve mastered the art of multitasking: I can simultaneously change a diaper, cook dinner, and referee a sibling dispute.”
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“Motherhood: where sleep is a luxury and silence is suspicious.”
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“Cleaning the house with kids around is like shoveling snow during a blizzard.”
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“My kids think I’m a superhero. Little do they know, I’ve just perfected the art of hiding snacks.”
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“Being a mom means knowing how to remove any stain known to man.”
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“I may not have it all together, but my kids still think I’m the best mom ever.”
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“My favorite pastime: silently judging other moms at the playground while pretending to read a book.” GOOD MANNERS IN ISLAM QUOTES
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“Motherhood: where fake smiles and pretend laughter are essential survival skills.”
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“Sometimes I think my kids are secretly plotting to take over the world. But then I remember they can’t even find their shoes.”
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“The best part of being a mom is always having an excuse to leave boring parties early.”
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“I never knew what true exhaustion felt like until I became a mother. It’s a special kind of tired that no amount of coffee can fix.”
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“Motherhood: where your clothes are perpetually covered in mysterious stains.”
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“If my kids had to pick between me and a supermodel, I’m pretty sure the supermodel would win.”
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“I used to be cool. Now I’m just a perpetually tired human juice box.”
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“I’ve become an expert negotiator: just ask my kids how often they get their way.”
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“My kids have turned me into a walking jungle gym. I’m pretty sure they view me as a personal amusement park.”
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“Motherhood: the only job where the job description includes being a personal chef, chauffeur, and therapist.”