BEING RICH QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m so wealthy, I could buy a private island just to avoid people.”

“Money may not buy happiness, but it sure can buy me a yacht and a smile!”

“I’m so rich, I can afford to hire someone to laugh at all my jokes.”

“I don’t need a personal trainer, I have money to hire someone to do the exercise for me.”

“Being rich is like being a superhero, minus the cape. I can save myself from any financial crisis!”

“I don’t need to chase dreams, I can just buy them.”

“I’m so rich, I can afford to lose money in a Monopoly game.”

“Money doesn’t grow on trees, but it sure does fall into my pockets!”

“I’m so wealthy, I could use dollar bills as toilet paper and never run out.”

“I like my money how I like my coffee – strong, plentiful, and able to keep me up all night.”

“The only time I’m poor is when I run out of caviar.”

“I’m so rich, I could buy a lifetime supply of goldfish just to have more pets.”

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy me a Ferrari and that’s pretty close.”

“I’m so rich, I have a ‘purchase now’ button instead of a ‘wishlist’.” QUOTES ABOUT LOVE AND STARS

“I’m in a committed relationship with my bank account.”

“I don’t need karma, I have a platinum credit card that rewards me with riches.”

“Who needs a genie in a bottle when you have a loaded bank account?”

“I’m rich in sarcasm and money, so I always have something to fall back on.”

“I don’t work for money, money works for me!”

“Some people dream of wealth, while others wake up and work for it. Lucky for me, I just click a few buttons and it’s done.”

“I’m so rich that my bank balance has its own zip code.”

“I’m so rich, even my socks are made of pure gold.”

“I’m living proof that money can’t buy taste, but it sure can buy style!”

“Being rich is like buying a Big Mac – you always want an extra one.”

“I’m so rich, I could eat caviar for breakfast, lunch, and dinner… but I don’t, because that’s too much effort.”

“I’m so wealthy, I’ve started my own version of Monopoly – where real money is used instead of fake cash!”

“They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a yacht and a beach house, which is pretty close.”