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“Bite my shiny metal ass!” – Bender
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“I’m back, baby!” – Bender
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“I’m Bender, baby! Please insert liquor!” – Bender
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“I can’t die now. I have an apartment full of things that someone else could steal!” – Bender
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“You know what cheers me up? Other people’s misfortune!” – Bender
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“Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?” – Bender
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“I’m Bender and I approve of this message.” – Bender
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“I’m not programmed to love, but I sure know how to fake it.” – Bender
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“This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!” – Bender
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“I’m a fraud. A poor, lazy, sexy fraud.” – Bender
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“Evil beware! We have waffles!” – Bender
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“I guess I’m just too complex for you simple meatbags to understand.” – Bender MOTHER FLOWER QUOTES
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“I’m Bender, please insert girder.” – Bender
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“Aww, I’m in the brig. The only way to break out is to let someone in. But to let someone in, I’d have to break out. OH, WHY CAN’T I BREAK OUT?!” – Bender
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“Hey, remember when I was here last time? No? Well, I don’t care!” – Bender
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“If I don’t survive, tell my wife ‘Hello’.” – Bender
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“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute… I’m having one of those things… uh… uh… a headache with pictures…” – Bender
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“I’m so great, it’s hard to believe I’m not me.” – Bender
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“I was God once.” – Bender
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“I’m a fraud. A poor, lazy, sexy fraud.” – Bender
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“Bender, bending Rodriguez. We’re both bending units. We’re both alcoholics.” – Bender
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“I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.” – Bender
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“I’m singing in the rain. Just singing in the rain. What a glorious feeling, I’m happy again!” – Bender (parodying Gene Kelly)