“Bite my shiny metal ass!” – Bender

“I’m back, baby!” – Bender

“I’m Bender, baby! Please insert liquor!” – Bender

“I can’t die now. I have an apartment full of things that someone else could steal!” – Bender

“You know what cheers me up? Other people’s misfortune!” – Bender

“Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?” – Bender

“I’m Bender and I approve of this message.” – Bender

“I’m not programmed to love, but I sure know how to fake it.” – Bender

“This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!” – Bender

“I’m a fraud. A poor, lazy, sexy fraud.” – Bender

“Evil beware! We have waffles!” – Bender

“I guess I’m just too complex for you simple meatbags to understand.” – Bender BETTER FATHER QUOTES

“I’m Bender, please insert girder.” – Bender

“Aww, I’m in the brig. The only way to break out is to let someone in. But to let someone in, I’d have to break out. OH, WHY CAN’T I BREAK OUT?!” – Bender

“Hey, remember when I was here last time? No? Well, I don’t care!” – Bender

“If I don’t survive, tell my wife ‘Hello’.” – Bender

“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute… I’m having one of those things… uh… uh… a headache with pictures…” – Bender

“I’m so great, it’s hard to believe I’m not me.” – Bender

“I was God once.” – Bender

“I’m a fraud. A poor, lazy, sexy fraud.” – Bender

“Bender, bending Rodriguez. We’re both bending units. We’re both alcoholics.” – Bender

“I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.” – Bender

“I’m singing in the rain. Just singing in the rain. What a glorious feeling, I’m happy again!” – Bender (parodying Gene Kelly)