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“I don’t need therapy, I just need a holiday in Benidorm.”
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“Benidorm: where the sun is hot and the drinks are cold.”
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“Life is better in flip flops and a sunburn in Benidorm.”
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“If all else fails, just go to Benidorm and have a good laugh.”
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“Benidorm: the place where tan lines and belly laughs are both considered a fashion statement.”
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“In Benidorm, the only thing louder than the music is the laughter.”
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“Benidorm: where the kids build sandcastles and the adults build memories.”
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“The best kind of therapy is relaxing on the beach in Benidorm.”
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“In Benidorm, calories don’t count. Just don’t tell your waistline.”
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“Benidorm is my happy place. It’s impossible to frown here.”
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“I tried to lose weight in Benidorm, but the tapas won me over.”
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“Benidorm nights are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.”
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“Benidorm: the only place where it’s socially acceptable to have cocktails for breakfast.”
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“Benidorm: where the fun never sets.” FAMILY POETRY QUOTES
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“Life is too short to be serious in Benidorm.”
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“Benidorm is like a little slice of hilarious paradise.”
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“In Benidorm, the only drama you’ll find is in the evening entertainment.”
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“You know you’re in Benidorm when you see more beer bellies than palm trees.”
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“Benidorm: where poolside selfies are a necessity.”
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“The tan may fade, but the memories of Benidorm will last forever.”
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“Benidorm: the place where happiness is a mandatory dress code.”
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“If you can’t find the humor in Benidorm, you’re not looking hard enough.”
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“Benidorm is the cure for a case of the Mondays.”
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“Benidorm: where hangovers are cured by sunshine and sangria.”
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“In Benidorm, laughter is the best souvenir to bring back home.”
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“Benidorm: where the only thing hotter than the weather is the banter.”
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“Life is better when you’re dancing on the streets of Benidorm.”