BENIDORM FUNNY QUOTES

“I don’t need therapy, I just need a holiday in Benidorm.”

“Benidorm: where the sun is hot and the drinks are cold.”

“Life is better in flip flops and a sunburn in Benidorm.”

“If all else fails, just go to Benidorm and have a good laugh.”

“Benidorm: the place where tan lines and belly laughs are both considered a fashion statement.”

“In Benidorm, the only thing louder than the music is the laughter.”

“Benidorm: where the kids build sandcastles and the adults build memories.”

“The best kind of therapy is relaxing on the beach in Benidorm.”

“In Benidorm, calories don’t count. Just don’t tell your waistline.”

“Benidorm is my happy place. It’s impossible to frown here.”

“I tried to lose weight in Benidorm, but the tapas won me over.”

“Benidorm nights are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.”

“Benidorm: the only place where it’s socially acceptable to have cocktails for breakfast.”

“Benidorm: where the fun never sets.” FAMILY POETRY QUOTES

“Life is too short to be serious in Benidorm.”

“Benidorm is like a little slice of hilarious paradise.”

“In Benidorm, the only drama you’ll find is in the evening entertainment.”

“You know you’re in Benidorm when you see more beer bellies than palm trees.”

“Benidorm: where poolside selfies are a necessity.”

“The tan may fade, but the memories of Benidorm will last forever.”

“Benidorm: the place where happiness is a mandatory dress code.”

“If you can’t find the humor in Benidorm, you’re not looking hard enough.”

“Benidorm is the cure for a case of the Mondays.”

“Benidorm: where hangovers are cured by sunshine and sangria.”

“In Benidorm, laughter is the best souvenir to bring back home.”

“Benidorm: where the only thing hotter than the weather is the banter.”

“Life is better when you’re dancing on the streets of Benidorm.”