“I wish I could drink like a lady. I can take one or two at the most. Three and I’m under the table. Four and I’m under the host.” – Bernard Black

“Addiction is a perfectly normal denial mechanism.” – Bernard Black

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy booze, and that’s pretty close.” – Bernard Black

“There’s absolutely no proof that life should be taken seriously.” – Bernard Black

“Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.” – Bernard Black

“The trouble with drinking is waking up to face the rest of your life with a hangover.” – Bernard Black

“If mornings started later, I would be much more productive.” – Bernard Black

“The problem with binge-watching shows is that eventually, you have to face reality.” – Bernard Black

“Books are humanity’s way of ignoring the chaos of reality.” – Bernard Black

“I may have a drinking problem, but it’s a problem I’m willing to live with.” – Bernard Black

“Avoiding responsibilities is an art form.” – Bernard Black

“The antidote to stress isn’t work, it’s a large glass of wine.” – Bernard Black

“Wine is the answer. What was the question again?” – Bernard Black

“When life gives you lemons, make a cocktail.” – Bernard Black

“I don’t need an excuse to drink, but I appreciate the effort.” – Bernard Black

“Procrastination is the key to enlightenment.” – Bernard Black FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT RELIGIOUS ETHICS

“If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing out on the best joke of all.” – Bernard Black

“Time spent reading a good book is never wasted.” – Bernard Black

“Life is too short for bad wine, bad books, and bad company.” – Bernard Black

“The secret to happiness is a well-stocked liquor cabinet.” – Bernard Black

“Some people collect stamps, I collect hangovers.” – Bernard Black

“If you can’t find the humor in life, you’re not looking hard enough.” – Bernard Black

“Laughter is just a socially acceptable form of madness.” – Bernard Black

“The best ideas often come from a whiskey-induced haze.” – Bernard Black

“I don’t have a problem with authority, I just have a problem with people telling me what to do.” – Bernard Black

“Some days, all you need is a good book and a glass of wine.” – Bernard Black

“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Bernard Black

“Sometimes, the best thing you can do for your sanity is to do absolutely nothing.” – Bernard Black

“Wine doesn’t ask silly questions; it understands.” – Bernard Black

“In the grand scheme of things, nothing really matters. So why not have a drink?” – Bernard Black