BEST ANIMAL HOUSE QUOTES

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“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” – Dean Vernon Wormer

“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?” – Bluto

“Knowledge is good.” – Dean Vernon Wormer

“You messed up. You trusted us.” – Otter

“Toga! Toga!” – Bluto

“Thank you, sir! May I have another?” – Pledge

“Well, it’s not gonna be an orgy. It’s a toga party.” – Boon

“We have top men working on it right now.” – Hoover

“I’m not going to say it anymore!” – Flounder

“Zero point zero.” – Bluto

“You have to start dealing on a more responsible level.” – Dean Vernon Wormer QUOTE ABOUT DECISION MAKING IN LIFE

“Dead! Neidermeyer’s dead!” – Bluto

“Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?” – Mrs. Wormer

“We’ll take the damn consequences.” – D-Day

“Why not? It’s legal!” – Otter

“I’ve got a Porsche, I’ve got a townhouse, I’m not going to class!” – Boone

“For a really smart guy, you’re pretty stupid.” – Dean Vernon Wormer

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is a great way to go through life.” – Bluto

“Hey, quit drooling on my leg.” – Otter

“You’ll get another chance next semester. This time, we’ll do it right.” – Otter

“We have nothing to lose but our virginity!” – Bluto

QUOTE ABOUT DECISION MAKING IN LIFE