BEST BOBS BURGER QUOTES

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“If you’re not scared, you’re not taking a chance. And if you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing?” – Bob

“There’s nothing better than a burger cooked by a parent, preferably a gender-neutral parent.” – Linda

“Every artist has to go through a lot to create something great. It’s like childbirth, but with your brain.” – Gene

“It’s called fashion, look it up.” – Tina

“When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that.” – Bob

“I’m not stubborn, I’m independent.” – Linda

“Life is all about taking risk. There’s no other way to live. It’s not for those who worry about asthma.” – Bob

“I’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.” – Louise

“Don’t tell me I haven’t looked at life. I’ve stared it down so hard it’s cried like a little bitch.” – Linda

“I can’t be held responsible for your lack of burger knowledge.” – Bob

“The key to being happy is just pretending to be happy and eventually, you’ll forget you’re pretending.” – Gene FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT SOCIAL SECURITY

“I don’t like talking about my flair. I just don’t think it’s anyone’s business, what I have on my desk.” – Tina

“I’m not really into labels, but I’m definitely into that.” – Bob

“I think these talking objects are kinda cool. I can’t wait ’til my toilet asks me how my day was.” – Linda

“Don’t look at me like I’m some kind of novelty burger.” – Tina

“Always trust a pie.” – Bob

“Confidence is like respect. You have to earn it.” – Gene

“I can’t meditate today. I’m too worried about meditating.” – Linda

“There’s no greater feeling in the world than carrying around a brick of raw meat like it’s your child.” – Bob

“Singing a song with someone is like having a thumb war, but with your vocal chords.” – Louise

“Bad hair day? More like a bad day for everyone who has to look at my hair.” – Tina

FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT SOCIAL SECURITY