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“Catch-a-ride!” – Scooter
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“Heyooo!” – Tiny Tina
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“You get a bullet, and you get a bullet, everyone gets a bullet!” – Axton
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“I’m the conductor of the poop train!” – Mister Torgue
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“I’m the strongest girl alive!” – Gaige
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“Hey, you’ve got something in common with a dead guy. Congrats.” – Handsome Jack
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“I can’t breathe! The colors!” – Claptrap
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“I’m the one who does his job. I’m thinking… you’re the other one.” – Zer0
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“I like my treasure how I like my baby steaks: rare!” – Salvador
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“I’m never gonna die! Woo!” – Krieg
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“SLAUGHTER THEM ALL!” – Maya
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“I’m allergic to dying!” – Zero
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“That’s it, I’m flooding the train station with sewage gas. Hehe, wait one sec.” – Tiny Tina
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“Who needs a medical license when you got style?” – Dr. Zed EVERY DAY IS A BATTLE QUOTE
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“I expect you to die!” – Mister Torgue
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“Nobody kills my buddies but me!” – Axton
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“Welcome to Fyrestone! This is the new U, get used to it!” – Scooter
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“I love the smell of bacon in the morning. Smells like… victory.” – Claptrap
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“My chili recipe dies with me!” – Krieg
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“I call heads!” – Tiny Tina
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“You know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at! You get a bullet! You get a bullet! Everybody gets a bullet!” – Handsome Jack
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“I’m toast, bitches!” – Gaige
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“I am the last Claptrap in existence, and I am going to teabag your corpse!” – Claptrap
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“When the world hands you lemons, blow it up and get some new lemons!” – Mister Torgue
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“Destruction and creation are the same thing, after all.” – Maya
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“As soon as my robotics expertise is beyond question, I will build a roller coaster in my office! Whee!” – Dr. Zed