“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

“Beer, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” -Unknown

“I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.” – Unknown

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra

“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson

“I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.” – Dorothy Parker

“Drinking gives you the same feeling as being on the tail end of a love affair.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

“I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” – Unknown

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer, there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin

“I have mixed drinks about feelings.” – Unknown FREE INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT TEAMWORK

“I’m not drinking too much; I’m drinking just enough.” – Unknown

“I only drink on days ending in ‘Y’.” – Unknown

“Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown

“Life is brew-tiful.” – Unknown

“Alcohol may be the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Unknown

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.” – Catherine Zandonella

“I drink to forget, but I always remember why.” – Unknown

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” – Kinky Friedman

“Work is the curse of the drinking class.” – Oscar Wilde