BEST FERRIS BUELLER QUOTES

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

“The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do’, the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?'”

“The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom.”

“I weep for the future.”

“They think he’s a righteous dude.”

“Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”

“You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. It just doesn’t work.”

“I do have a test today. That wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists – it still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”

“Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.”

“I don’t remember him being sick before. Does he have a fever?”

“The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”

“I mean, really, how many times do we have to say Cameron’s ditching school?”

“I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullsh*t. It’s on European socialism.”

“I’m not really interested in what you’re interested in.” HAPPY ANNIVERSARY FUNNY QUOTES

“I asked for a car. I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?”

“Ferrari? How much further could we be from the end zone?”

“Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads — they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”

“It is his fault he didn’t lock the garage.”

“I did have a test today. That wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European, I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”

“Hey, hey, easy! Hey! Over here! Get down here! Art, if you’re not over here in two seconds, I’m gonna lock that door and you’ll never, ever enter the Rotunda again! Do you understand me? I’m speaking the King’s English!”

“Well, um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”

“Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his a**, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, you’re such a wonderful crowd, we’d like to play a little tune for you. It’s one of my personal favorites and I’d like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn’t think he’s seen anything good today.”

“There is no right. There is no wrong. There is only fun.”

“Live a little.”

“Cameron has never been in love – at least, nobody’s ever been in love with him.”

“I’m not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”