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“Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.” – Gary Lineker
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“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.” – George Best
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“I couldn’t settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country.” – Ian Rush
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“I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.” – Muhammad Ali
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“I am a football player, I play in football stadiums not in a ballet show.” – Cristiano Ronaldo
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“I would have been a plumber if I wasn’t a footballer.” – Gareth Bale
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“I always said that a bad day playing football is still better than a good day working.” – Unknown
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“I don’t know if they were men or women fans running naked across the field. They had bags over their heads.” – John Makin
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“The only thing I fear more than missing a penalty is not taking one.” – Gary Lineker
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“I once cried because I had no boots to play soccer. But one day, I met a man who had no feet. So I took his boots.” – Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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“I’m as happy as a monkey with a new banana.” – Jurgen Klopp
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“Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it’s much more serious than that.” – Bill Shankly WOMAN SELF WORTH QUOTES
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“I told him, ‘Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know, and I don’t care.” – Frank Layden
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“You can’t win anything with kids.” – Alan Hansen (regarding Manchester United in 1995)
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“I’m so proud of this team. They worked hard and got their just rewards. And, er, if anyone can lend me a tenner, I’ll be forever grateful.” – Unknown
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“I’m not a man of many words, but I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.” – Cristiano Ronaldo
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“When you win, you don’t get away with nothing. When you lose, you don’t get away with anything. And when you tie, you don’t get away with much.” – Damon Runyon
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“I wanted to go home, but they kept kicking the ball to me.” – Graham Taylor
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“I’m so good-looking, even the ball gets attracted to me during the game.” – David Beckham
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“I’ve had 14 bookings this season – eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.” – Paul Gascoigne
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“You can’t score a goal if you don’t take a shot.” – Wayne Gretzky
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“I’m a defender, but scoring goals is still more fun than showering with your socks on.” – Rio Ferdinand