BEST FRIEND WEDDING QUOTES FUNNY

“Marriage: the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” – Franklin P. Jones

“Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.” – Unknown

“Love is blind – marriage is the eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason

“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” – Ann Bancroft

“Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.” – Milton Berle

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“A good marriage is one where each partner secretly thinks they got the better end of the deal.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” – Unknown I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU QUOTES

“A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.” – Unknown

“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more attractive she becomes to him.” – Agatha Christie

“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” – Oscar Wilde

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.” – Unknown

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.” – G.K. Chesterton

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Unknown

“My wife and I have a secret to making a marriage last: twice a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, good food, and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.” – Henry Youngman

“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Dr. Joyce Brothers

“Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” – Ogden Nash

“A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.” – Eddie Cantor