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“Marriage: the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” – Franklin P. Jones
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“Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.” – Unknown
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“Love is blind – marriage is the eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason
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“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown
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“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” – Ann Bancroft
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“Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.” – Milton Berle
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
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“A good marriage is one where each partner secretly thinks they got the better end of the deal.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” – Unknown I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU QUOTES
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“A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.” – Unknown
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“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more attractive she becomes to him.” – Agatha Christie
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“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” – Oscar Wilde
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“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.” – G.K. Chesterton
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“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Unknown
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“My wife and I have a secret to making a marriage last: twice a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, good food, and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.” – Henry Youngman
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“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Dr. Joyce Brothers
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“Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” – Ogden Nash
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“A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.” – Eddie Cantor