BEST FRIENDS SHOW QUOTE ABOUT FOOD

“Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn’t going commando!” – Joey

“Joey doesn’t share food!” – Joey

“Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, I worry what you just heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, ‘Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.'” – Ron Swanson

“I’m a foodie. I love food. If I could, I’d marry food.” – Monica

“Could I be more addicted to coffee?” – Chandler

“Steak. I’m going to eat it for every meal, maybe even a snack.” – Joey

“Custard: good, jam: good, meat: good!” – Joey

“I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.” – Joey

“I’ll stop drinking coffee. It’s not gonna be easy. I’ll crave it. It’s gonna be hard.” – Lorelai

“I’m not afraid of commitment. I’m afraid of heartbreak.” – Friends

“I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.” – Chandler

“I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler

“Food is not merely fuel. Food is about family, food is about community, food is about identity.” – Elena

“I’m not a morning person or a night person. I’m barely even an afternoon person.” – Lorelai

“If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you.” – Joey

“I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.” – Lorelai IN LOVING MEMORY FATHER QUOTES

“Here’s to slippy floors!” – Joey

“If you don’t mind, I’m just gonna curl up on this floor and cry for a couple of hours.” – Ross

“If we spend all our money on food, we won’t be able to afford clothes to get food stains on.” – Chandler

“I’m a big food sharer but not a big food saver.” – Joey

“I’m so relaxed my shoes have creases in them.” – Ross

“Just because I don’t drink doesn’t mean I can’t have fun.” – Monica

“I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.” – Phoebe

“I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse, expelled.” – Hermione Granger

“I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler

“I’m not a snob, okay? Unless a snob is someone who refuses to eat blood soup because they saw how it was made.” – Lorelai

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler

“I eat fast food more than I eat at home. I do everything fast. I’m like the Flash. It’s really annoying.” – Monica

“I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler

“Sex is not dating. Love is not sex.” – Pheebs