BEST FUNNY CONFUCIUS QUOTES

“Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted.”

“Man who fart in church sit in own pew.”

“Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.”

“Man who jump off cliff, leap of faith.”

“Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.”

“Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get tone of A flat miner.”

“Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.”

“Man who stick head in bucket of paint have red neck.”

“Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.”

“Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”

“Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.” SELF RENEWAL QUOTES

“Man with one chopstick go hungry.”

“Man who lose key to girlfriend’s apartment get no new key.”

“Man who puts head in lion’s mouth get a sore scalp.”

“Man who drops watch in toilet has time on his hands.”

“Man who sleeps on nails is sure to wake up in unrest.”

“Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”

“Man who go bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.”

“Man who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.”

“Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.”

“Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.”