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“Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted.”
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“Man who fart in church sit in own pew.”
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“Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.”
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“Man who jump off cliff, leap of faith.”
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“Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.”
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“Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get tone of A flat miner.”
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“Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.”
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“Man who stick head in bucket of paint have red neck.”
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“Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.”
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“Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
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“Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.” SELF RENEWAL QUOTES
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“Man with one chopstick go hungry.”
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“Man who lose key to girlfriend’s apartment get no new key.”
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“Man who puts head in lion’s mouth get a sore scalp.”
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“Man who drops watch in toilet has time on his hands.”
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“Man who sleeps on nails is sure to wake up in unrest.”
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“Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
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“Man who go bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.”
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“Man who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.”
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“Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.”
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“Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.”