“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” – 50 Cent

“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz

“Love is a lot like a backache; it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns

“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” – Melanie Clark

“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell

“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” – Unknown

“Love is a two-sided coin: it can strengthen or stink you up.” – Adam Sandler

“Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.” – David Sedaris

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.” – Unknown

“Love is like war: easy to start, hard to finish, and you never know where it might take you.” – Drake

“Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.” – Mae West

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford EXPRESS FEELINGS QUOTES

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” – Audrey Hepburn

“Love is a lot like a toothache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – Anonymous

“Love is like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.” – Anonymous

“Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do.” – David Wilkerson

“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” – Henny Youngman

“Love is a lot like a wild roller coaster ride. You can either scream every time there is a bump or you can throw your hands up and enjoy the ride.” – Unknown

“Love is sharing your popcorn not only with your partner but also with the couple sitting behind you at the cinema.” – Unknown

“Love is being married to your best friend, who you also despise sometimes.” – Unknown

“Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” – Bill Cosby

“Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses.” – Thomas Dewar