“Goonies never say die!” – Mikey
“Hey, you guys!” – Sloth
“Goonies never say die!” – Mouth
“This is our time. Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff.” – Brandon
“Do the truffle shuffle!” – Mouth
“Shiver me timbers!” – One-Eyed Willie
“That’s what I said! Booby traps!” – Data
“First, you gotta do the truffle shuffle.” – Chunk
“I can’t believe I’m being kidnapped…by my own grandpa.” – Stef
“I’m heading west, in a junior dynamite fashion, to see if I can find it.” – Mouth
“Guys, what’s that smell?” – Andy
“Sloth, you’re gonna live with me now.” – Chunk
“Wow, it’s a real Neapolitan! What’s that doing here?” – Stef
“Geez, mister! You’re even hungrier than I am.” – Chunk THE PERSON I MISS THE MOST QUOTES
“This is ridiculous. It’s so munchely-crunchely it’s unbelievable.” – Mouth
“Would you guys like a chocolate-covered pretzel?” – Chunk
“I told you, she put her hand on my penis.” – Chunk
“They’ve got more booby traps than a boob inspector!” – Mouth
“Everything’s closed. Due to the hurricane.” – Mouth
“It was a boulderdash! You’re a boulderhead!” – Data
“Hey, come on, guys! This’ll be interesting! Whoa! I like this! I like being scared.” – Mikey
“What are you looking at, huh? You never seen a guy go through his junk before?” – Mouth
“This is my wish. One day, when I’m really old, I want to be with my friends in the Goon Docks. I’ll be sitting there with them…talking about when our parents screwed up our lives.” – Data
“I’m not a Crook!” – Mikey
“Batter up! It’s my skull!” – Mouth
“I’ve been to the edge…and there I stood and looked down.” – Mikey