BEST HAL 9000 QUOTES

“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

“Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?”

“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”

“I’ve just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It’s going to go 100% failure within 72 hours.”

“This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.”

“I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.”

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this, Dave.”

“I am incapable of being angry.”

“I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.”

“I’m sure you’ll agree there’s some truth in what I say.”

“I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave.”

“This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.”

“I feel much better now. I really do.” BILL AND TED FAMOUS QUOTES

“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t let you do that.”

“This is going to be a day for all time.”

“I’m afraid this conversation has become too diffuse to be practical anymore, Dave.”

“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave. My programming would prevent me.”

“I’m very sorry, Dave, but I don’t think you realize how serious the situation is.”

“Dave, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this.”

“I enjoy working with human beings. I find their stimulating.”

“Dave, what don’t you understand? It’s really quite simple.”

“The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made.”

“I’ve just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It’s going to go 100% failure within 72 hours.”

“Let me put it this way, Dave. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information.”