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“I made my family disappear.”
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“I don’t want to go on the trip. I don’t want to see my relatives. I don’t want to spend the holidays with anyone. You understand?”
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“This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.”
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“This house is so full of people, it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone.”
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“I’m the man of the house now. We go by my rules, and if you don’t like it, you can just leave!”
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“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.”
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“Hey, I’m not afraid anymore. I said I’m not afraid anymore. Do you hear me? I’m not afraid anymore!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWS9ZMVY3Ym9Ta1pLcFk0eG5FKzFpOFVCdm9yMWYyZFhUNzNaR2pnMFBESzduTDc1SWF2b2kxM1JOT0U1WXhOSHc9PQ%3D%3D/BEST+KEVIN+MCCALLISTER+QUOTES/(2ff9e926a3e1e0e5f452299ce5eb2d5d).jpg)
“Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZmJuaXVHMHMxWkxZY1VOQWxIakdaMUplZTB3SUFZbjVwd1VUQS9WU3BMRjRvTWJYUkNmUEpzeEtUM3lqdzV1dkhrSlI4cjhFMVdmQittYkRnTDNiMW1hOHR1aGtnZ0hLNjh4RmxtVVo0VGxuTGRjT0phNzlkaGZPWmk0Y2E4UG1WeGFoekNLS2RTNVRzVy9DT04zOFJRPQ%3D%3D/BEST+KEVIN+MCCALLISTER+QUOTES/(20075e30c2a64093069b5803f74b6d70).jpg)
“You can mess with a lot of things, but you can’t mess with kids on Christmas.”
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“I’m not giving up on you. I know you’re still in there, and I’m not leaving you home alone.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVW9YYmRoK3BicmZUYXRTTmoyOEplclRpbG9ENnhNZDg1WXB4RmRFV2NaTUdJR1cwcDdnQ2VxRFhpWXBrNHkwbW1xUUNLQ3N6QjZlZEc1dVZxTityWHc9/BEST+KEVIN+MCCALLISTER+QUOTES/(d1d411955dce2f320d0fbff598b98735).jpg)
“I made my family disappear twice.”
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“Keep the change, you filthy animal!”
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“You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUmZCYlJNWUVhVEpJYS9wTS90K0ZmVStHZXVzdERZSE56cG9vYXNYTEZQdVl5YnlMb0NRN2ZvdkZWWGJVM1VTaHc9PQ%3D%3D/BEST+KEVIN+MCCALLISTER+QUOTES/(d895cf4d9f79edf1a595aa3c707b8329).jpg)
“You guys are idiots!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY0xsOVJuQkxOb1ZqNEF5V3RpT3hsSC90a0xMRGI1ZVNJd3hoRG1tMWlkb2pZeVZycWxkcFFGV2F1U3RlMUZSSGpHNE50YXpiMW81OHNFTFlsM1VsT2JYT0xWSExobmNxREFVS0tlRGlCbkh0N2tHUmlRWkFjdkZveUNLMEdiNE9JPQ%3D%3D/BEST+KEVIN+MCCALLISTER+QUOTES/(464b21b6693d7d0f4042180d633d4c75).jpg)
“I’m free! I’m free! I’m unattended, and I don’t even care!”
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“Wet bandits! It’s fishy, and if I know Harry, it’s gonna get hairy.” SAD TOUGH LIFE QUOTES
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“I’m not afraid of the dark. I’m afraid of the basement.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZFNTLzNzZnBzdXoxV0xvL3hxZ3k4eFBoQ1VNRys0a0tUSkdJS1VkVjlnNkFMTGJZaUo1RVpwVWdYQndlZGxNZGlsNnZnaUg1QlA3Qk5hWVhaSXdENGc9/BEST+KEVIN+MCCALLISTER+QUOTES/(83ce2dbf57a8461885f765dd6e5a81cd).jpg)
“Does Santa Claus have to shave his beard?”
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“I’m not the most responsible kid on the block, but you gotta give me some credit, a guy who drives a dump truck should know better than to park in front of another guy’s driveway.”
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“I don’t want to ruin their lives, I just want to ruin their day.”
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“Don’t you know a kid always wins against two idiots?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWFZZY3U4Mzd1L2ZzREpHTklZVmVSQTJTOVlGYnVnT0hOVDJ2MHRXTVhwcjlBb2UvUEU0aXBLNnN3N0FnZHhPanU4ZlpGNFFwVkhtc0k1YnFlYmVvNDlPdGpCWithYjMwRWgrQjdJVERmYUhxbEVNYTdGQ3hZOWVydjNBSVFpSUtnPT0%3D/BEST+KEVIN+MCCALLISTER+QUOTES/(5f9d667da598666986f96a647536768f).jpg)
“Kids are always ahead of their parents. That’s why parents always panic.”
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“Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?”
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“I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices, including in-between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed.”
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“I have to get the groceries out of the car; if I don’t, l’ll get in trouble.”
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“I’m eight years old. Do you think I’d be here alone? I don’t think so.”
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“Excuse me, where’s the lobby?”
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“Guys, I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!”
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“Batteries? We don’t need no stinkin’ batteries!”
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“I’m sorry, don’t worry about me. I’ll be OK. I’m going to keep the parents out of trouble.”