“I’m out there, Jerry, and I’m lovin’ every minute of it!”

“Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.”

“You know, I’ve been thinkin’, I would make a great army general. I’m a great leader of men.”

“Jerry, Newman is pure evil. There’s no other explanation.”

“Jerry, I don’t want to go to a party with Elaine! My whole world is just crumbling around me!”

“I’ve never seen you this upset before. You’re like a different person… a very bitter, angry person.”

“I’m on strike against my building superintendent! I’m not paying my maintenance fee until things change around here!”

“Jerry, I’m an innocent bystander. I was just trying to get a good deal on some tennis shoes!”

“What’s the deal with airline peanuts, Jerry? I mean, who are they trying to impress with those tiny little bags?”

“I don’t need a job. I’ve got other means of support. I’m not worried, Jerry.”

“George, I’ve got a great idea for a new invention. It’s a pizza place where the cook doesn’t spit on the pizza.” FUNNY VOLLEYBALL QUOTES

“You see, Jerry, I’m a free spirit. I don’t need to conform to society’s rules and expectations.”

“Jerry, there’s something about a good nap that just recharges my batteries. It’s like a mini-vacation.”

“Jerry, I’ve decided to live my life like a musical. I’ll be singing and dancing my way through every situation.”

“Jerry, I’ve been reading up on conspiracy theories. Did you know that the government is controlling our minds through toothpaste?”

“You know, Jerry, I’ve always believed that the secret to success is just showing up. So I show up everywhere!”

“I’m starting a new fad, Jerry. I’m gonna wear my clothes backwards. It’s gonna be huge!”

“Jerry, I’ve discovered the ultimate workout. It’s called ‘lying on the couch’ and it really gets the heart pumping.”

“Jerry, do you ever feel like life is just one big sitcom? With laugh tracks and everything?”

“Jerry, I’m starting a new club. It’s called ‘Kramerica’ and it’s gonna be bigger than the Illuminati!”