“I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.” – Jim Halpert

“Love is a waste of time. And you are my hero.” – Michael Scott

“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” – Michael Scott

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

“Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.” – Michael Scott

“I love you this much (stretches arms wide), no offense but, duh.” – Michael Scott

“I love you more than all the identical carbon copies in the world!” – Dwight Schrute

“I don’t care what Jim says. That is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.” – Dwight Schrute

“Some people say I’m the best boss. Those people are right.” – Michael Scott

“Is this enough buckets for the winner? I don’t know, I feel like we should have maybe one more bucket.” – Michael Scott

“Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.” – Michael Scott

“You know what they say in the Bible about forgiveness—70 times ” – Angela Martin

“I would like to be president someday, so, no, I’ve not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was pretty good. I mean, I’ve never had an entire brownie.” – Andy Bernard

“Sometimes it’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey.” – Pam Beesly QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDS BETRAYING YOU YAHOO

“Love is the foundation of everything. And being successful is one of the keys to feeling good about yourself.” – Michael Scott

“I’m not saying I’m Superman, but let me just put it this way. If I were shot in the head, I’m pretty sure everything would be fine.” – Dwight Schrute

“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?” – Pam Beesly

“You wanna hear a lie? I think you’re great. You’re my friend. You’re fun to be with. You’re great looking. You’re sexy. I love you.” – Michael Scott

“I’m loyal to a fault. Sometimes you don’t even know if I’m joking.” – Creed Bratton

“I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little-stitious.” – Michael Scott

“I love catching people in the act. That’s why I always whip open doors.” – Dwight Schrute

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” – Wayne Gretzky” – Michael Scott

“The things you own end up owning you.” – Andy Bernard

“I am Beyonce, always.” – Michael Scott

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott

“I love you and I care about you. Weird.” – Jim Halpert

“I love you and I miss you. Every day. Every minute.” – Jim Halpert