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“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
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“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Dean Martin
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“I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway
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“I drink champagne when I win, to celebrate… and I drink champagne when I lose, to console myself.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
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“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine, and that’s almost the same thing.” – Anonymous
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
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“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson
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“In wine there is wisdom, in beer, there is freedom, in water, there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin
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“I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King
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“Drink because you’re happy, but never because you’re miserable.” – G.K. Chesterton
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“First, we’ll make coffee. Then, we’ll make alcohol.” – Unknown BEST QUOTES FOR GIRLS ABOUT BOYS
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“Alcohol may have been invented to make ugly people have sex, but tequila was invented to make pretty people do outrageous things.” – Unknown
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“I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.” – Unknown
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“The only way I’ll ever quit drinking is if I lose my sight and can’t find my mouth.” – David Lee Roth
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“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Unknown
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“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” – Unknown
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“Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.” – Sammy Davis Jr.
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“If alcohol is bad for you, how do you explain the French Paradox, where they drink wine and eat a lot of bread and cheese and still don’t get fat?” – Unknown
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“Whether drunk or sober, we must be honest, for not many people are.” – Unknown
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“Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.” – Unknown