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“I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the ’60s, I made love to many, many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.” – Ross Geller
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“You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“How you doin’?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“We were on a break!” – Ross Geller
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“I’m not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“I got off the plane.” – Rachel Green
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“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion, it just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” – Joey Tribbiani
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“Look, I’m just another insecure person who is desperately seeking approval.” – Monica Geller
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“I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“They don’t know that we know they know we know.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“I’m Chandler. Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – Chandler Bing
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“Hey, how you doin’?” – Joey Tribbiani
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“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” – Ross Geller BIBLE QUOTE ABOUT IRON ROD FOR SELF DEFENSE
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“Oh. My. God!” – Janice Hosenstein
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“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.” – Monica Geller
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“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
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“If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“We were on a break!” – Ross Geller
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“I can handle this. ‘Handle’ is my middle name. Actually, ‘handle’ is the middle of my first name.” – Chandler Bing
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“I am not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he’s divorced.”
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“No, you go after them five minutes before they get married.” – Monica and Chandler Bing
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“Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!” – Rachel Green
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“I’m not even sorry. I was just trying to think of the most harmless thing.” – Joey Tribbiani
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“I’m breezy. No, I’m war… and I won.” – Phoebe Buffay
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“If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want… world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rainforest… And bigger boobs!” – Monica Geller
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“You know, I can handle it. Handle’s my middle name. Actually, handle’s the middle of my first name.” – Chandler Bing