BEST QUOTES FRIENDS SERIES

“I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the ’60s, I made love to many, many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.” – Ross Geller

“You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?” – Joey Tribbiani

“Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” – Phoebe Buffay

“How you doin’?” – Joey Tribbiani

“We were on a break!” – Ross Geller

“I’m not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing

“I got off the plane.” – Rachel Green

“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion, it just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” – Joey Tribbiani

“Look, I’m just another insecure person who is desperately seeking approval.” – Monica Geller

“I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing

“They don’t know that we know they know we know.” – Phoebe Buffay

“I’m Chandler. Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – Chandler Bing

“Hey, how you doin’?” – Joey Tribbiani

“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” – Ross Geller BIBLE QUOTE ABOUT IRON ROD FOR SELF DEFENSE

“Oh. My. God!” – Janice Hosenstein

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.” – Monica Geller

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing

“If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.” – Phoebe Buffay

“We were on a break!” – Ross Geller

“I can handle this. ‘Handle’ is my middle name. Actually, ‘handle’ is the middle of my first name.” – Chandler Bing

“I am not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he’s divorced.”

“No, you go after them five minutes before they get married.” – Monica and Chandler Bing

“Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!” – Rachel Green

“I’m not even sorry. I was just trying to think of the most harmless thing.” – Joey Tribbiani

“I’m breezy. No, I’m war… and I won.” – Phoebe Buffay

“If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want… world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rainforest… And bigger boobs!” – Monica Geller

“You know, I can handle it. Handle’s my middle name. Actually, handle’s the middle of my first name.” – Chandler Bing