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“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin
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“You’re never too old to become younger.” – Mae West
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just trying to rearrange the floor.” – Unknown
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“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.” – Lewis Carroll
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“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde
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“Why should I worry about the future? The present is way more fun!” – Unknown
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“I’m not sure if I’m an optimist or a pessimist. I’m just a programmer waiting for a compiler.” – Unknown
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“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.” – Unknown
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“If you can’t convince them, confuse them.” – Harry S. Truman
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“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown
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“I’m not late, I just wanted to make an entrance.” – Unknown
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“I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need a nap.” – Unknown
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“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.” – Unknown
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“I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.” – Ashleigh Brilliant WE HAVE TWO EARS AND ONE MOUTH QUOTE
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“Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it the most never use it.” – Unknown
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“I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown
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“I have a degree in flexibility. I can bend the truth in any situation!” – Unknown
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“Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.” – Unknown
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“I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room.” – Unknown
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“I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome!” – Unknown
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” – Unknown
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“A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.” – Unknown
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“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown
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“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.” – Lewis Carroll
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“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is definitely not for you.” – Steven Wright
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“Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it the most never use it.” – Unknown
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“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Unknown