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“Love is a many splintered thing.” – Bart Simpson
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“I love you, but this is the kind of love that involves a lot of yelling and crying.” – Marge Simpson
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“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” – Homer Simpson
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“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.” – Chief Wiggum
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“I love you more than bacon.” – Ralph Wiggum
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“Love is like a roller coaster; sometimes you get the exhilarating high, and sometimes you just want to puke.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Love is a battlefield, and I’m a pacifist.” – Moe Szyslak
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“Love is not demolition derby with dump trucks.” – Ned Flanders
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“Love is like a cheese toastie. It’s always there when you need it.” – Grampa Simpson
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“Love is like a doughnut. Everyone wants a piece, but nobody wants the hole.” – Comic Book Guy
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“Love is like a strained analogy, it doesn’t always make sense.” – Martin Prince
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“You don’t find love, it finds you. Like a blind man stumbling onto a corduroy couch.” – Krusty the Clown THINKING ABOUT SELF QUOTES
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“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” – Nelson Muntz
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“Love is like a rubber band. Both partners take turns being stretched to their limits.” – Milhouse Van Houten
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“Love is like a fart in a jar, you can keep it, but it will eventually stink up the entire room.” – Principal Skinner
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“Love is like a Barbecue Ribwich, it’s messy and you’re always left wanting more.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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“Love is like jumping out of a plane without a parachute, it’s scary, but exhilarating… until you hit the ground.” – Otto Mann
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“Love is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get, but you hope it’s not the one filled with coconut.” – Dr. Hibbert
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“Love is like a Duff beer, it can make you feel warm and fuzzy or completely hammered.” – Barney Gumble
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“Love is like a Lisa Simpson poster. It looks good from afar, but up close, you realize it’s just a bunch of dots.” – Nelson Muntz
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“Love is like a Power Plant meltdown. It’s destructive, but it gives us warmth.” – Mr. Burns
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“Love is like a donut shop. Sometimes it’s all glaze and sprinkles, and other times it’s just a hole in the ground.” – Groundskeeper Willie