BEST SMARTASS QUOTES ABOUT PEOPLE

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“Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.” – Unknown

“I’m sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.” – Unknown

“I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.” – Unknown

“I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.” – Unknown

“In the land of idiots, the smartass is king.” – Unknown

“I’m not a smartass. I’m a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious.” – Unknown

“I apologize in advance for my level of sarcasm. It’s just my natural defense against stupidity.” – Unknown

“It must be exhausting for you to be this incorrect all the time.” – Unknown

“Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?” – Unknown

“If there was an award for laziness, I’d probably send someone to pick it up for me.” – Unknown

“I’m not rude, you’re just insignificant.” – Unknown SOMEONE SO SPECIAL QUOTES

“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. The beast inside me is always lurking.” – Unknown

“I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.” – Unknown

“I’m allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.” – Unknown

“If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.” – Unknown

“The level of your intelligence is lower than a limbo stick.” – Unknown

“You speak an infinite amount of bullshit in a single sentence.” – Unknown

“Are you always this clueless or do you have to work at it?” – Unknown

“I’m not a smartass, I’m just fluent in sarcasm.” – Unknown

“Your stupidity is truly a remarkable achievement.” – Unknown

“I hope your day is as pleasant as you are.” – Unknown

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