“Don’t forget to bring a towel!”

“You wanna get high?”

“I’m so high, I can see my house from here!”

“Freakin’ awesome!”

“I have no idea what’s going on.”

“A towel is just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar hitchhiker can carry.”

“You wanna get stoned and watch some TV?”

“I’m not towel, I’m Towlie. I’m the worst character ever.”

“I’m so high, I can touch the sky!”

“I love it when you talk dirty.”

“I’m just a simple towel trying to get by in this crazy world.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT PETS DYING

“Hey, you wanna borrow my towel? My towel is super soft.”

“Once you go towel, you never go back.”

“I’m the towel who knows how to party!”

“I’m not just a towel, I’m a cultural icon!”

“A towel without ambition is like a donut without sprinkles.”

“Hey, man, you look like you need a hug. Or a towel.”

“I’m not ashamed of being a towel. I embrace my towelness!”

“I may not be the smartest towel, but I’m definitely the most fun.”

“Life is better when you have a towel by your side.”