BEST WEDDING CRASHERS QUOTES

“Rule #76: No excuses, play like a champion.” – John Beckwith

“True love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpart in another.” – Claire Cleary

“I don’t make love, I f**k… hard.” – Jeremy Grey

“Crab cakes and football, that’s what Maryland does!” – Jeremy Grey

“You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!” – Jeremy Grey

“I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup.” – John Beckwith

“We’re gonna ride home, and I’m gonna get you some Ben & Jerry’s, and put on some Phil Collins, and we’re gonna make love!” – John Beckwith

“It’s Wedding Season, Kid!” – Chazz Reinhold

“I gotta go find my friend, ’cause I got a bunch of numbers in my pocket and I don’t know what they are.” – John Beckwith

“Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.” – John Beckwith

“I almost numchucked you, you don’t even realize!” – Jeremy Grey

“Is it just me, or do you want to marry me?” – Jeremy Grey FUNNY QUOTES ON BOSS AND EMPLOYEE

“You lock it up! You lock… it… up!” – Jeremy Grey

“You motorboatin’ son of a b*tch.” – Jeremy Grey

“Love doesn’t exist, that’s what I’m trying to tell you guys. And I’m not picking on love, ’cause I don’t think friendship exists, either.” – Jeremy Grey

“What if I told you I had a plan? A foolproof plan for getting any girl that you want.” – John Beckwith

“Don’t ever leave me… ’cause I’d find you.” – Jeremy Grey

“And that’s what you do… that’s what you do to me.” – Claire Cleary

“I know you don’t think I’m serious, but I am actually looking for love.” – John Beckwith

“Never leave your wingman.” – John Beckwith

“I’m gonna go see Dr. Finklestein and I’m gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues. We can forget about mom for a while.” – Jeremy Grey

“I’m not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you.” – John Beckwith

“We’re like 2 matadors in a ring, and I’m just too smart to be caught by a bull like you.” – Jeremy Grey