BI QUOTES FUNNY

“If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?” – RuPaul

“I’m not a lesbian, I just really love gay porn.” – Margaret Cho

“I don’t mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.” – Unknown

“I’m not saying I’m Gay, I’m just saying I got a big ego.” – Unknown

“I’m not gay, but $20 is $” – Unknown

“Being gay is like glitter, it never goes away.” – Unknown

“I dress for the job I want: gay icon.” – Unknown

“Gay marriage is not about equality; it’s about the right to dance at your ex’s wedding.” – Unknown

“I’m not a hoarder, I’m just really into recycling.” – Unknown

“Gay men don’t have to hit on every straight guy, but we do anyway just to make things interesting.” – Unknown

“Straight people have marriage, we have drama.” – Unknown

“I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is.” – Unknown

“Being bi means you get the best of both worlds, but also double the rejection.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE

“I don’t discriminate, I date everyone who’s hot.” – Unknown

“If being fabulous was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a coming out party, I just need an open bar.” – Unknown

“I’m bi and you’re welcome.” – Unknown

“Bisexuals: the best way to have your cake and eat it too.” – Unknown

“There’s no such thing as a straight line in nature or in me.” – Unknown

“Being bi means having twice the options and twice the confusion.” – Unknown

“Bisexuality is like a secret handshake, but with your genitals.” – Unknown

“Bisexuals: making indecision sexy since forever.” – Unknown

“If I had a dollar for every time I fell for a straight person, I could afford therapy.” – Unknown

“I’m not confused, I just like to keep my options open.” – Unknown

“Bi-licious: twice as much fun, none of the drama.” – Unknown