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“Be excellent to each other.”
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“Party on, dudes!”
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“All we are is dust in the wind, dude.”
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“Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.”
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“You may be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later, you dance with the reaper.”
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“Ted, don’t be a philosophical dick.”
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“We were hoping you could help us with our history report.”
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“Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.”
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“Dude, our music is gonna change the world.”
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“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.”
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“Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant, the truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.”
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“San Dimas High School Football Rules!”
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“Socrates, Schmocrates. We’re historians, not philosophers.”
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“You might be a teacher someday, so be excellent to your future students.”
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“When the going gets tough, the tough get going, dude.” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT CROWN
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“If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?”
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“No way, dude! That guy’s been to the dark side of the moon.”
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“All right, Satan. Get your butt out here.”
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“Remember, the future is ours.”
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“Be your own guiding light, my dude.”
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“Dude, if we’re gonna be destroyed by that metalhead, it’s important that we show a united front.”
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“No way, dude! You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!”
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“To be or not to be… Ziggy Piggy quote!”
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“Strange things are afoot at the Reaper Factory.”
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“A little time travel is nothing to get all paranoid about, dude.”
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“If only we could time travel back to when there were no adults.”
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“Guys, don’t lose your heads. We totally got this.”
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“Bogus, dude! That’s totally not cool!”
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“Remember, dude, no matter what happens, be excellent!”