BITE FUNNY QUOTES

“Don’t take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode.”

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just allergic to gravity.”

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”

“I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together.”

“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”

“I don’t need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off.”

“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.” FRENCH INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FOR STUDENTS

“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”

“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

“I’m not a stalker, I’m just an unpaid private investigator.”

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.'”

“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”

“I’m not shy, I’m just good at figuring out who’s worth talking to.”

“I don’t have a beer belly, I have a protective covering for my rock-hard abs.”

“I’m not aging, I’m just becoming a classic.”

“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”