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“I’m not saying I’m special, but my blood type is coffee.”
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“My blood type is B positive, and I try to live my life that way too.”
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“I may not have X-ray vision, but I can sure see my blood type: O positive.”
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“Life is like a bag of blood types; you never know what you’re gonna get.”
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“I don’t want fancy things in life, just a cup of coffee and a type A blood transfusion.”
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“My blood type is tequila: rare and always in high demand.”
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“I tried to donate blood, but they said they couldn’t handle that much charisma.”
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“I may not have superpowers, but my blood type is AB positive, which feels pretty close.”
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“I don’t need a superhero cape, my blood type is AB negative and that’s already pretty rare.”
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“I may not be a doctor, but I can still type B positive.”
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“Life is full of surprises, but my blood type is a constant: A positive.”
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“They say life is in the blood; well, mine must be made of pure comedy.” SHORT QUOTES FROM BOOKS
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“My blood type is a mix of sarcasm and caffeine.”
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“I’m just like my blood type, B positive – always staying optimistic and laughing it off.”
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“I wanted to get a blood transfusion, but they said they didn’t have any blood type ‘hilarious’ in stock.”
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“My blood type isn’t just O positive, it’s O positive that everything will work out in the end.”
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“I may have negative blood, but my sense of humor is always positive.”
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“Blood is thicker than water, but my blood type is thicker than most jokes.”
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“I wanted to be a comedian, but my blood type forced me to be funny.”
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“They say laughter is the best medicine, so doctors should prescribe my blood type.”
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“I may not be a comedian, but my blood type is AB comedy.”
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“They say life is a joke; well, I must have some funny blood running through me.”
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“I may not have a high IQ, but my blood type is definitely A-ha-ha-positive.”