BLOOD QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m not saying I’m special, but my blood type is coffee.”

“My blood type is B positive, and I try to live my life that way too.”

“I may not have X-ray vision, but I can sure see my blood type: O positive.”

“Life is like a bag of blood types; you never know what you’re gonna get.”

“I don’t want fancy things in life, just a cup of coffee and a type A blood transfusion.”

“My blood type is tequila: rare and always in high demand.”

“I tried to donate blood, but they said they couldn’t handle that much charisma.”

“I may not have superpowers, but my blood type is AB positive, which feels pretty close.”

“I don’t need a superhero cape, my blood type is AB negative and that’s already pretty rare.”

“I may not be a doctor, but I can still type B positive.”

“Life is full of surprises, but my blood type is a constant: A positive.”

“They say life is in the blood; well, mine must be made of pure comedy.” SHORT QUOTES FROM BOOKS

“My blood type is a mix of sarcasm and caffeine.”

“I’m just like my blood type, B positive – always staying optimistic and laughing it off.”

“I wanted to get a blood transfusion, but they said they didn’t have any blood type ‘hilarious’ in stock.”

“My blood type isn’t just O positive, it’s O positive that everything will work out in the end.”

“I may have negative blood, but my sense of humor is always positive.”

“Blood is thicker than water, but my blood type is thicker than most jokes.”

“I wanted to be a comedian, but my blood type forced me to be funny.”

“They say laughter is the best medicine, so doctors should prescribe my blood type.”

“I may not be a comedian, but my blood type is AB comedy.”

“They say life is a joke; well, I must have some funny blood running through me.”

“I may not have a high IQ, but my blood type is definitely A-ha-ha-positive.”