BO BURNHAM MAKE HAPPY QUOTES

“I would rather be a dumb-ass than a smart-ass.”

“Sometimes, you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.”

“I don’t want to seem overdramatic, but I think I may never be happy again.”

“What’s the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for pizza.”

“Art is both how I cope with my depression and how I fuel my depression.”

“And if you’re not depressed, then what are you? Homeless?”

“I’m Bruce Springsteen, but in an oversized T-shirt, struggling with his mental health.”

“Tonight, we’re gonna have a great time, or you can leave and shit on Mike Pence’s lawn.”

“I have friends who are in their thirties who are scared to use the phone, asinine as that is.”

“The world keeps spinning, and the world keeps spinning. But for tonight, stop the spinning, stop the spinning.”

“And then I walked home as lonely as I’ve ever been in my life and realized that at this point, no one could ever “love me,” and that was the end of the world.”

“Somewhere in this audience, there’s a person who’s inherently better than me. And if you’re that person, say something, now!”

“Art is a sacred thing, man. Creativity is a magic act. It’s defying reality. If that’s not beautiful, then I don’t understand what beauty is.” HUSBAND HELPING WIFE QUOTES

“Harry Potter does magic, and I do depression.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the special. Blue lights, blue lights, blue lights. That makes you sadder, yay!”

“I’m as predictable as a hymn. Depression’s not impressive, unless you write a poem about it and use a hammock as a metaphor.”

“I hope you enjoyed the show, even though I don’t think I’m happy, but I think I’m getting closer.”

“I don’t know what’s next, but I’m moving on.”

“Can I keep up with you, if I’m in the back row?”

“Sometimes, life is a poem, and that poem is sad. Sometimes, life is a vortex, and the vortex is filled with acid.”

“You know how when a cloud covers the sun, there’s a shadow? Well, I’m a rainbow shadow.”

“People keep telling me life goes on. Well, so does Bob Saget, and that don’t make me feel any better.”

“And in all honesty, I think they should get up and go home because they have seen the best part of the show.”

“If you can live without an audience, you should do it.”