“Sometimes when you’re looking at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – BoJack Horseman

“You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.” – BoJack Horseman

“I guess I never really loved anyone. I loved the way they made me feel about myself. Or I loved the way they made me feel like I was alive for a little while, you know?” – BoJack Horseman

“The thing about the universe is, whatever you’re looking for, you’ll find it.” – BoJack Horseman

“Every day is a little harder, but that’s what makes it interesting, y’know? Trying to figure out how to be better.” – BoJack Horseman

“You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay! You need to be better!” – BoJack Horseman

“It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day. I can’t keep asking myself ‘Am I happy?’ It just makes me more miserable. I don’t know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness. All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows? I don’t think they exist.” – BoJack Horseman

“When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – BoJack Horseman

“I’m poison. I come from poison. I have poison inside me and I destroy everything I touch.” – BoJack Horseman

“You have to live with the good and the bad, the guilt and the shame, and find a way to be okay with it. Because if you believe in it, all the good shines out over everything.” – BoJack Horseman

“Nobody completes anybody. That’s not a real thing. If you’re lucky enough to find someone you can halfway tolerate, you sink your nails in and don’t let go, no matter what.” – BoJack Horseman

“I don’t know how to be happy. I am not. But that doesn’t mean I don’t want to be.” – BoJack Horseman

“I need you to tell me that I am a good person. I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I’m good, and I need you to tell me that I’m good. Diane, tell me, please, Diane. Tell me that I’m good.” – BoJack Horseman REST IN PEACE FRIEND QUOTES

“I don’t know if I believe in ‘it gets better.’ It/what? What gets better? Nothing gets better until you do. You gotta do better, man.” – BoJack Horseman

“It’s always darkest before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.” – BoJack Horseman

“I used to feel that way, too. And then I met Sarah Lynn. We were biologically related, but I know what it’s like to love someone who doesn’t love you back.” – BoJack Horseman

“The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning. It’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense and eventually, you’ll be dead.” – BoJack Horseman

“We’re never going to get tired of each other because we never got enough of each other to begin with.” – BoJack Horseman

“I don’t know if I believe in it, in “it.” I never had that, what you have. I envy you. Relationships are inherently corruptive. They increase entropy and chaos in the universe.” – BoJack Horseman

“Being happy is easy. All you have to do is give up and stop caring.” – BoJack Horseman

“Sometimes you need to take responsibility for someone else’s feelings because that person is too weak to handle it themselves.” – BoJack Horseman

“Sometimes when you’re upset, you bring me down, too. But when you’re happy, you also bring me up. Those are the rules.” – BoJack Horseman

“I guess I was just hoping that you’d see me for who I am and think that I was special.” – BoJack Horseman

“The only thing that can make you happy is you. If you’re waiting around for someone else to make you happy, you’re gonna be waiting a long time.” – BoJack Horseman