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“Books are like chocolate, I can’t resist them, and I always end up devouring them.”
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“I tried to save money, but then I found myself in a bookstore. It was love at first sight, and my wallet was forever empty.”
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“A book lover’s house is just a library with a bed.”
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“I don’t need a therapist, I just need a stack of books and a corner to curl up in.”
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“Books are my best friends, they never judge me for spending hours in my pajamas and eating snacks.”
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“I have more book boyfriends/girlfriends than real ones.”
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“The only exercise I get is flipping pages.”
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“I’m a book lover on a tight budget who believes in retail therapy.”
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“When life gives you lemons, read a book and forget about life for a while.”
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“To me, ‘Netflix and chill’ means ‘reading a book and falling asleep on the couch’.”
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“If a book is well-written, I forget to eat, sleep, and go to work.”
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“I pride myself on being a multitasker: I can read and procrastinate at the same time.” SHATTER ME BOOK QUOTES
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“Books give me unrealistic expectations for my own love life.”
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“I don’t judge people by their looks; I judge them by their bookshelves.”
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“I’m a bookaholic, and the only cure is more books.”
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“I have a never-ending TBR pile, and I’m not even sorry.”
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“Reading a book is my way of teleporting to a different universe.”
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“I live in a constant state of book hangover.”
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“I’m not addicted to coffee; I’m addicted to the feeling of holding a warm book in my hands.”
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“The only thing I love more than a good book is a good book sale.”
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“Good books are like unicorns: rare, magical, and always worth chasing.”
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“I read in bed because pillows don’t ask questions.”